Just call me President Franklin "Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez” Roosevelt, cause I’m about to roll out a brand new deal for all of y’all would-be readers out there. 

It seems as though my energies as of late have been successfully directed toward the fruitful endeavor of writing on one of my big projects that we just talked about a few weeks ago. Which is great. Like, it’s been really, really great. 

I’ve also been the most tired I’ve ever been these past few weeks and am spending the bulk of my evenings in a brain dead state that has not gone unnoticed in my home life. There are trade offs to everything. 

Speaking of tradeoffs, we’re about to pen a whole new contract between me and you and you and me (well, that’s just the same thing but reversed), so let’s get into it.